Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Youth in Asia, Part Deux

I have decided to concede with the most controversial issue that is present in our society today, and I think that we all know that issue is.

Wharf air.

It is indeed dreadful and repugnant. We should stop this madness at once because most of the time wharf air smells of fish, and I don't particularly like the smell of fish. And, there are always those crusty old sailor men hanging around wharfs (and having their heirs about them, i might add). I was never much for crusty old sailor men either.

Yes, wharf air should definately be abolished. Think about it.

3 comments:

Deidra said...

"crusty" old sailor men??? ick! yeah..i'll be happy to support abolishing wharf air.

Becca said...

I think we need to start a team or something. Like, Barbershoppers For Abolishment of Wharf Air. Yeah, that sounds good...

Jen said...

BAWA -- very good. Of course, there's not a lot of wharf air in Tennessee. Come to think of it, how do you even KNOW about wharf air? What have you been doing with your time?