Accio Purse!

I need to get up off the couch and get something out of my purse, but its cold and I have a cat on me and I don't want to get up and its cold.

I'll just will it to come in here to me.  That, or use my Jedi mind powers.

..............

Hmm, I seem to be a little out of practice.

I'll have it medium rare.

While I was enjoying a chocolate chip cookie from Lenny's Sub Shop, (by the way, there is one just around the corner from me again!) I was noticing that it was not quite cooked all of the way but still very delicious.

Which made me think of steak...

When ordering steak, (which is very rarely) I order it medium well.  Now, this is a step up from a few years ago when I would order it well done.  I can handle a little pink now, but for the most part I like it not mooing.

On the contrary, when ordering a cookie steak, I order it medium rare.  Edges are done, the middle is gooey.

See how that doesn't translate to regular steak?  I don't know about you, but gooey steak doesn't sound as appetizing as gooey cookie.

...and, There is nothing worse than a well done cookie steak.

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Inspiration by Katy

Its amazing how you can be so much like someone that you are never around.  This came to me today when I was walking out of front row rehearsal and Jen was on the phone with her sister Katy.  I don't remember what they were talking about, but I chimed in on the conversation and Katy said the exact thing I did at the same time.  

So for my next trick, I would like to bullet point out how we are very similar:

• we both like to use bullets
• we're both geminis
• we both have the same sense of humor
• we like one word sentences.  fun.
• we both want to go on a cruise.
• we both can quote obscure movies and know what the other is talking about
• we both get confused for celebrities on a daily basis

See?  

The list could continue, but you would stop reading.  So really, I just did you a favor.

We're basically the same person.  

Except:

• you have a sister
• you have children
• you live in maryland

That's about it.

Cheers.